Sunday, January 2, 2011

INSIDE THE DRAG QUEEN'S STUDIO

FULL DISCLOSURE: I totally stole this idea from Muffy Bolding...


This questionnaire was originated by French television personality Bernard Pivot, and made famous by James Lipton on Inside the Actor’s Studio
1. What is your favorite word?
Yes.
2. What is your least favorite word?
No.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?



Kindness, gentleness, manners, the ability to laugh at one's self.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?




Creatively: Working with fear-based people or those who wallow in self-pity.  Spiritually or emotionally: Organized religion.
5. What sound or noise do you love?




Dogs crunching food or drinking water.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
That horrible, heartbreaking yelp a dog makes when it gets hurt.
7. What is your favorite curse word?



Cunt!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?




Advertising Executive.
9. What profession would you not like to do?



I honestly think that meter maids and their male counterparts (meter men?) are the lowest form of life imaginable.  Driving around, looking for expired meters and then swooping in like  vultures.  Miserable bastards!  And failed actors who become bloated, self-important casting directors.  But I'm not bitter.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?



"Welcome!  Every animal you have ever loved is here waiting for you!"
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    I once saw a lady psychiatrist who advertised herself as The Pesky Cunt.

    Robb R. of Kansas City fame

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  2. muffy boldingJanuary 2, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    number 10 MADE ME IMMEDIATELY TEAR UP AND CRY! damn you, jackie beat!

    xoxo
    muffy

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  3. susanJanuary 2, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    i'm with muffy, sniffle. number 10 really got me.

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  4. JackieBeatJanuary 2, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    Muffy, I'm sure it doesn't help that they are called the PEARLY Gates!

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Jackie, your dog tattoo and your #10 response has me wondering if you've lost one of your beloved pooches recently. I hope it isn't so, but if it is, my condolences.

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  6. JackieBeatJanuary 2, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    No, I have not! That tattoo is of Baby, my 10 year-old Cairn Terrier who still acts like a puppy! Thanks for thinking of me...

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  7. BluJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Yes, your number ten is probably my number ten too...How I miss my Dieter and Crazy Tom(orange marmalade cats from 1992-1995.)

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