Um, I'm sorry, what's that phrase I am thinking of? Oh yeah... "FUCK OFF!"
Okay, lets get a few things straight about the LEGENDARY Steven Tyler...
1) The man in 63 years old! I hope I look THAT good at 63! Hell, I didn't look that good at 33! He may not be a muscle man, but he is a rock singer in his sixties -- not a male model in his twenties. He looks GREAT!
2) The man is a force to be reckoned with. He is supremely talented and one of the top male rock vocalists and frontmen of all time -- right up there with Jim Morrison of The Doors, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, Freddie Mercury of Queen, Steve Perry of Journey and Bon Scott of AC/DC! And despite a few less-than-stellar songs from the Autumn of his career ("Dude Looks Like A Lady," "Love in an Elevator," etc.) the man is a poet!
3) The man is clean & sober. He is also hilarious and, from what I have seen on American Idol, he doesn't seem to have a cruel bone in his body.
4) The man is ALIVE!
So, stop being a nit-picking American ageist asshole and look at this photo and realize that Steven Tyler looks great for his age and everything he has been through. AND God love him for strutting his still-hot stuff on the beach and enjoying his fucking life!
You go, girl!
He and Helen Mirren should remake Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" music video!