|I am NOT a rich cunt -- I just like to pretend (that I'm rich!)|
|I really hope this show gets picked up,|
but until then I must continue to be a clown!
|Christmas is OVAH, bitch!|
But I am willing to travel just about anywhere -- yes, even to the Inland Empire!
|Do you think amazing mid-century "ching-chong" lamps like this grow on trees!?|
(Actually this one is made of wood so it kinda' did, but you know what I mean...)
|Dammit, Maria! I specifically told you not to put THIS newspaper in the|
bottom of the bird cage... Look, I don't know how to say it in Mexican!
|"The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!"|
Um, I think I'd rather die, thank you.
It's up to you. The ball is in your court. My ball is, of course, in my pantyhose.
Kidding! I have two balls, but no, you cannot see them!
That is, unless the money is really good.
|THIS is what I am looking for. Oh, and cock... But I am|
far too classy to run a photo of cock on my blog. Or am I?