YOU'D BETTER WORK!

Too much time on my hands!

I starred in the hilariously campy horror film "Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver", toured the country with my sold out annual holiday show, wrote on the pilot presentation of "Love or Hate" starring Ross Mathews & Heather McDonald for E!, performed with my band Dirty Sanchez for the closing night of Miss Kitty's and now a dry spell!  I NEED WORK, PEOPLE!

"Idle hands are the devil's workshop."  please don't let Old Scratch make me do something I shall regret!

BRING JACKIE TO YOUR CABARET, BAR OR CLUB!